I just signed up as a stormtrooper in the Imperial Navy but just found out my posting - how do I get out of it

So fine, the pay is crud and the uniforms are shiny, tight fitting, cold and hard. But ":See the Universe" and all that. Look, I understand the Emporer needs to impose his Evil Iron Will on the Universe, but why send me to a Hive of Scum and Villiany like Iraq on the Planet Earth. How can I get transferred to a better place, like Tattoine?

I just signed up as a stormtrooper in the Imperial Navy but just found out my posting - how do I get out of it
Hey, at least it's not Hoth.
Reply:Spend some time on target practice-your bro's suck at CQB. Also, might want to ask for new body-armor.... Report It

Reply:quit and join the Jedi, the pay is about the same, and they have much cooler outfits, and you get your own light saber also!
Reply:I find your lack of commitment to your mission disturbing. However you are lucky I do not have time to discipline stormtroppers directly, I have enough with admirals and commanders already.
Reply:Your can't get transferred and you will not be allowed to go to Iraq on behalf of the United States military.


The intelligence requirements are too high and they require adults - not puerile children..
Reply:You don't get transferred. And the beatings will continue until morale improves.
Reply:Defect to the uh Light Side! (Please bring your Imperial discharge papers as proof for services.)
Reply:Just tell Lord Vader that he looks gay in all that black leather. I'm sure your current posting will cease to be an issue.